One hundred little things I hate.

This is a work in progress, One hundred is a goal. Enjoy.

1. When you pour a drink on your counter and without looking pick up the drink beside it.

2. When you take a shit and the toilet paper is oblong so whenever you pull on it to get a good wad, a side hits the wall and the one square in your hand tears off. Repeat six or seven times.

3. When you're deep in a gaming session and you start to get an annoying headache.

4. People who cuss but aren't use to cussing so that whenever they cuss they emphasize it.
"Who the FUCK!!!! is the ASS!!!hole who parked his godDAMNED!!! car in front on my driveway?!"

5. Emos. Yes they are little and I do hate them very much.

6. When you're playing Nethack in Discovery Mode and you die while fighting and accidentally press up and left again and for some reason this means "yes" and you kill your character.

7. When you can only find one tight, long sock and one stretched, ankle sock...

8. When you unpack from moving and your favorite Lord of the Rings poster has a large rip in it.

9. When you're having an off day and you just cannot for the life of you get the alternate picking on your guitar right.

10. When you read a great book and the main character is supposed to be handsome, then they make a movie of it and they choose the most unattractive guy in America. (Cough Twilight cough)

11. When you read a great series and they make a movie of it and they combine all three books into one.

12. White gangsters. If you are white, you cannot be a gangster. Period. That's seven periods.

13. When they cancel your favorite tv show.

14. When a rapper tries to have a youtube account and types like he talks. "Yo dat shit r dope man. if eminem and fiddy sent had sex dis song wuld b da baby yo." Not only is it an eyesore, but it gives good rappers a bad name. (Mickey Avalon.(Yes, only one good rapper.(And the -ONLY- exception to my hate for white rappers.)))

15. When your birthday sucks ass.

16. When the fastfood restaurant gets your custom order wrong thrice.

17. When you have a day where you just cannot stop typoing.

18. When you get an annoying scratch on your sunglasses that you can't not see.

19. When you get into a fight with a Christian and they end it by saying that they'll pray for you.

20. People your age with the sense of humor of someone 10 years younger.

21. When your friends dog pees on your skateboard.

22. When your iPod goes dead two minutes out of the driveway.

23. When you try to hand a kukri to your friend and he takes it really fast without looking and it slices you. *Cringe*

24. When you're really sore for no reason.

25. When you're playing a video game and you get stuck falling forever.

26. When you see a really pretty girl and she has a douchebag boyfriend.

27. When the shoelaces on your new boots start to wear out.

28. When the new shoelaces you bought are roughly 14 inches too long.

29. When you turn the television on, turn around and plop down and realize you hit channel up, and you have to get up and press on.

30. When you start a list named "One thousand little things I hate." And about 30 things in you realize this is going to be very tough to finish.

31. When you find a really cool hat and after a year of wearing it a loved one tells you it looks stupid.

32. When a game disk WILL NOT PLAY.

33. When you buy a highly anticipated video game used, you get home, and it's scratched very, very badly.

34. When you're using an electric lawnmower and you have to bend down and move the cord every few seconds.

35. When your earbuds get pulled out of your ears.

36. When you see a girl in the distance and you think she might be hot, but then she gets closer and it turns out that she's like 40 and at most a 2.

37. When your underwear gets a hole right at the butt hole.

38. When you witness someone throwing a large amount of trash out of their car window.

39. When you walk a mile to a gas station and buy two 2-liters, only to have the bag break after you've crossed the highway.

40. When your red light won't change for a very long time.

41. When someone has obviously cut their jeans, ripped jeans are only cool when they were ripped naturally, you nubs.

42. When you stay up late and just keep thinking 15 more minutes won't hurt over and over until it's 4 am and you have to get up at 8.

43. When your hair tie breaks while you're in the public pool, and you don't have another.