Ah yes, Mac vs. Pc..The timeless argument. I am for Macs personally, because of their power and the fact that they can do anything a Pc can, but better. I don't want to make a post about an argument and go into it already set on one side though, so here goes.
Mac cons.
A little more cost.
Less programs made for them.
Mac pros.
Much more powerful.
Almost never crash.
Much easier to use.
Prettier.
Longer life.
Almost no viruses.
Better for everyday things.
Better for uncommon things.
Pc pros.
Cheaper
Most computer games are made for them.
Pc cons.
Viruses.
Unstable.
Hard to use.
Low quality.
Big.
Short lifespan.
Yeah..I failed at not letting Macs win, but I can't see anything wrong with them, and most people that say Macs suck have never used one, so go suck it.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
One hundred little things I hate.
This is a work in progress, One hundred is a goal. Enjoy.
1. When you pour a drink on your counter and without looking pick up the drink beside it.
2. When you take a shit and the toilet paper is oblong so whenever you pull on it to get a good wad, a side hits the wall and the one square in your hand tears off. Repeat six or seven times.
3. When you're deep in a gaming session and you start to get an annoying headache.
4. People who cuss but aren't use to cussing so that whenever they cuss they emphasize it.
"Who the FUCK!!!! is the ASS!!!hole who parked his godDAMNED!!! car in front on my driveway?!"
5. Emos. Yes they are little and I do hate them very much.
6. When you're playing Nethack in Discovery Mode and you die while fighting and accidentally press up and left again and for some reason this means "yes" and you kill your character.
7. When you can only find one tight, long sock and one stretched, ankle sock...
8. When you unpack from moving and your favorite Lord of the Rings poster has a large rip in it.
9. When you're having an off day and you just cannot for the life of you get the alternate picking on your guitar right.
10. When you read a great book and the main character is supposed to be handsome, then they make a movie of it and they choose the most unattractive guy in America. (Cough Twilight cough)
11. When you read a great series and they make a movie of it and they combine all three books into one.
12. White gangsters. If you are white, you cannot be a gangster. Period. That's seven periods.
13. When they cancel your favorite tv show.
14. When a rapper tries to have a youtube account and types like he talks. "Yo dat shit r dope man. if eminem and fiddy sent had sex dis song wuld b da baby yo." Not only is it an eyesore, but it gives good rappers a bad name. (Mickey Avalon.(Yes, only one good rapper.(And the -ONLY- exception to my hate for white rappers.)))
15. When your birthday sucks ass.
16. When the fastfood restaurant gets your custom order wrong thrice.
17. When you have a day where you just cannot stop typoing.
18. When you get an annoying scratch on your sunglasses that you can't not see.
19. When you get into a fight with a Christian and they end it by saying that they'll pray for you.
20. People your age with the sense of humor of someone 10 years younger.
21. When your friends dog pees on your skateboard.
22. When your iPod goes dead two minutes out of the driveway.
23. When you try to hand a kukri to your friend and he takes it really fast without looking and it slices you. *Cringe*
24. When you're really sore for no reason.
25. When you're playing a video game and you get stuck falling forever.
26. When you see a really pretty girl and she has a douchebag boyfriend.
27. When the shoelaces on your new boots start to wear out.
28. When the new shoelaces you bought are roughly 14 inches too long.
29. When you turn the television on, turn around and plop down and realize you hit channel up, and you have to get up and press on.
30. When you start a list named "One thousand little things I hate." And about 30 things in you realize this is going to be very tough to finish.
31. When you find a really cool hat and after a year of wearing it a loved one tells you it looks stupid.
32. When a game disk WILL NOT PLAY.
33. When you buy a highly anticipated video game used, you get home, and it's scratched very, very badly.
34. When you're using an electric lawnmower and you have to bend down and move the cord every few seconds.
35. When your earbuds get pulled out of your ears.
36. When you see a girl in the distance and you think she might be hot, but then she gets closer and it turns out that she's like 40 and at most a 2.
37. When your underwear gets a hole right at the butt hole.
38. When you witness someone throwing a large amount of trash out of their car window.
39. When you walk a mile to a gas station and buy two 2-liters, only to have the bag break after you've crossed the highway.
40. When your red light won't change for a very long time.
41. When someone has obviously cut their jeans, ripped jeans are only cool when they were ripped naturally, you nubs.
42. When you stay up late and just keep thinking 15 more minutes won't hurt over and over until it's 4 am and you have to get up at 8.
43. When your hair tie breaks while you're in the public pool, and you don't have another.
1. When you pour a drink on your counter and without looking pick up the drink beside it.
2. When you take a shit and the toilet paper is oblong so whenever you pull on it to get a good wad, a side hits the wall and the one square in your hand tears off. Repeat six or seven times.
3. When you're deep in a gaming session and you start to get an annoying headache.
4. People who cuss but aren't use to cussing so that whenever they cuss they emphasize it.
"Who the FUCK!!!! is the ASS!!!hole who parked his godDAMNED!!! car in front on my driveway?!"
5. Emos. Yes they are little and I do hate them very much.
6. When you're playing Nethack in Discovery Mode and you die while fighting and accidentally press up and left again and for some reason this means "yes" and you kill your character.
7. When you can only find one tight, long sock and one stretched, ankle sock...
8. When you unpack from moving and your favorite Lord of the Rings poster has a large rip in it.
9. When you're having an off day and you just cannot for the life of you get the alternate picking on your guitar right.
10. When you read a great book and the main character is supposed to be handsome, then they make a movie of it and they choose the most unattractive guy in America. (Cough Twilight cough)
11. When you read a great series and they make a movie of it and they combine all three books into one.
12. White gangsters. If you are white, you cannot be a gangster. Period. That's seven periods.
13. When they cancel your favorite tv show.
14. When a rapper tries to have a youtube account and types like he talks. "Yo dat shit r dope man. if eminem and fiddy sent had sex dis song wuld b da baby yo." Not only is it an eyesore, but it gives good rappers a bad name. (Mickey Avalon.(Yes, only one good rapper.(And the -ONLY- exception to my hate for white rappers.)))
15. When your birthday sucks ass.
16. When the fastfood restaurant gets your custom order wrong thrice.
17. When you have a day where you just cannot stop typoing.
18. When you get an annoying scratch on your sunglasses that you can't not see.
19. When you get into a fight with a Christian and they end it by saying that they'll pray for you.
20. People your age with the sense of humor of someone 10 years younger.
21. When your friends dog pees on your skateboard.
22. When your iPod goes dead two minutes out of the driveway.
23. When you try to hand a kukri to your friend and he takes it really fast without looking and it slices you. *Cringe*
24. When you're really sore for no reason.
25. When you're playing a video game and you get stuck falling forever.
26. When you see a really pretty girl and she has a douchebag boyfriend.
27. When the shoelaces on your new boots start to wear out.
28. When the new shoelaces you bought are roughly 14 inches too long.
29. When you turn the television on, turn around and plop down and realize you hit channel up, and you have to get up and press on.
30. When you start a list named "One thousand little things I hate." And about 30 things in you realize this is going to be very tough to finish.
31. When you find a really cool hat and after a year of wearing it a loved one tells you it looks stupid.
32. When a game disk WILL NOT PLAY.
33. When you buy a highly anticipated video game used, you get home, and it's scratched very, very badly.
34. When you're using an electric lawnmower and you have to bend down and move the cord every few seconds.
35. When your earbuds get pulled out of your ears.
36. When you see a girl in the distance and you think she might be hot, but then she gets closer and it turns out that she's like 40 and at most a 2.
37. When your underwear gets a hole right at the butt hole.
38. When you witness someone throwing a large amount of trash out of their car window.
39. When you walk a mile to a gas station and buy two 2-liters, only to have the bag break after you've crossed the highway.
40. When your red light won't change for a very long time.
41. When someone has obviously cut their jeans, ripped jeans are only cool when they were ripped naturally, you nubs.
42. When you stay up late and just keep thinking 15 more minutes won't hurt over and over until it's 4 am and you have to get up at 8.
43. When your hair tie breaks while you're in the public pool, and you don't have another.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Patriotism
You guessed it, I am no patriot. I am the opposite of a patriot, I hate America.
Hell, the way I see it, fuck America, when I see some free health care I'll be a patriot.
Free health care and a lan gaming cafe on every corner, then I'll love America.
Why would I like America? It's a bunch of people I can't stand, politicians, policemen, emos, skaters, hippies, junkies, gangsters, white gangsters, christains and lots lots more!
I want to see a guy in office who shows up to all their official meetings wearing a bathrobe, or having a fat white guy pulling them in a red wagon.
I guess Obama'll do for now, but I really wanted Ron Paul. Back to the subject.
I want America to be like the old days when people didn't know cigarettes were bad, when cars went 40 MPH tops and had horrible handling, when a train ticket cost fucking $11!
Another thing I hate about America is all the fucking safety. Safety sucks!
I want them to get rid of airbags, helmets, airport security, traffic lights, crosswalks, cameras, policemen, SWAT, firefighters, insurance, banks, any kind of guard and safes.
Fuck safety! I want to see shit happening, I want to walk down the road and see two guys chucking meat cleavers at one another over who gets the last piece of pizza, then when they both die I'm gonna go and get that pizza.
I also hate sitcoms, what the fuck is up with them?!
It's the same annoying assholes from last week, doing the same jokes that the other sitcoms did a year ago. It's worse when Disney has to make a sitcom, fucking Hannah Montana?
WHAT THE FUCK?! I hate her with a passion! Her face is plastered to everything, I hear her fucking horrible songs everyday, and little girls look up to her? They should be looking up to people like George Carlin, or Mike Myers, not goddamned Hannah Montana!
I also saw that picture of her making fun of that asian dude. If I was there I woulda been like, "Cmon asian dude, lets go get some mulberry leaves or whatever it is you guys eat." And on my way out I would have flipped Miley the bird, pulled my pants down with the other hand and taken a shit on her carpet!
I still don't know what asian dudes eat.
I think that once a year, a random celebrity should have to walk into downtown Boston and pick a random child to be adopted by another random celebrity. Lots of opportunities for sitcoms!
Hell, the way I see it, fuck America, when I see some free health care I'll be a patriot.
Free health care and a lan gaming cafe on every corner, then I'll love America.
Why would I like America? It's a bunch of people I can't stand, politicians, policemen, emos, skaters, hippies, junkies, gangsters, white gangsters, christains and lots lots more!
I want to see a guy in office who shows up to all their official meetings wearing a bathrobe, or having a fat white guy pulling them in a red wagon.
I guess Obama'll do for now, but I really wanted Ron Paul. Back to the subject.
I want America to be like the old days when people didn't know cigarettes were bad, when cars went 40 MPH tops and had horrible handling, when a train ticket cost fucking $11!
Another thing I hate about America is all the fucking safety. Safety sucks!
I want them to get rid of airbags, helmets, airport security, traffic lights, crosswalks, cameras, policemen, SWAT, firefighters, insurance, banks, any kind of guard and safes.
Fuck safety! I want to see shit happening, I want to walk down the road and see two guys chucking meat cleavers at one another over who gets the last piece of pizza, then when they both die I'm gonna go and get that pizza.
I also hate sitcoms, what the fuck is up with them?!
It's the same annoying assholes from last week, doing the same jokes that the other sitcoms did a year ago. It's worse when Disney has to make a sitcom, fucking Hannah Montana?
WHAT THE FUCK?! I hate her with a passion! Her face is plastered to everything, I hear her fucking horrible songs everyday, and little girls look up to her? They should be looking up to people like George Carlin, or Mike Myers, not goddamned Hannah Montana!
I also saw that picture of her making fun of that asian dude. If I was there I woulda been like, "Cmon asian dude, lets go get some mulberry leaves or whatever it is you guys eat." And on my way out I would have flipped Miley the bird, pulled my pants down with the other hand and taken a shit on her carpet!
I still don't know what asian dudes eat.
I think that once a year, a random celebrity should have to walk into downtown Boston and pick a random child to be adopted by another random celebrity. Lots of opportunities for sitcoms!
Always Love, Never Conform
This is a picture I drew in Skitch, please don't steal it and claim it as your own.
Emos
One thing that really ticks me off are emos, what the fuck is up with you?!
Ok, you've got a few kinds of emos, you've got the emo emos that are emo because like their dad beat them with a stick until they shit out all their normalness. Then you've got the emo's who are "hyper" and always happy, these emos are emo because they dislike preps or are just freaks. Then you have your scenes, scene people are emos without the emo, just the clothes, wtf?
You also get the emos (Only guys are this type) who are emo to fit in with a group of people, these guys are rude, usually abusive, rough, not so tough and I really hate them! A friend of mine and I were trying to get by for a day with $4, so we bought a 2 litre of Pepsi and a bag of Doritos,
in the middle of eating it outside the mall this emo dude walks up, sits opposite us on a trash can.
He then proceeds to stare at us and in about 20 seconds he says, "That looks fuckin' good, wanna give me some?" My friend and I were like, sorry but no. He then said, "My name's Trays, wanna feed me now?" This dude had that hair I was talking about before, like they stood sideways....Etc, he ALSO had really bad acne, a tongue piercing and he was only wearing 1 glove, despite the trick pants and Nirvana t-shirt. Fuck that! I'm not gonna feed you dude! Go get some friends, a life, a job, and lose the sucky band logo on your chest! We ended up feeling awkward, and giving him about a quarter of the bag of chips and no soda, bitch.
I will never think emos are cool, hot, cute, fun, or nice.
Ok, you've got a few kinds of emos, you've got the emo emos that are emo because like their dad beat them with a stick until they shit out all their normalness. Then you've got the emo's who are "hyper" and always happy, these emos are emo because they dislike preps or are just freaks. Then you have your scenes, scene people are emos without the emo, just the clothes, wtf?
You also get the emos (Only guys are this type) who are emo to fit in with a group of people, these guys are rude, usually abusive, rough, not so tough and I really hate them! A friend of mine and I were trying to get by for a day with $4, so we bought a 2 litre of Pepsi and a bag of Doritos,
in the middle of eating it outside the mall this emo dude walks up, sits opposite us on a trash can.
He then proceeds to stare at us and in about 20 seconds he says, "That looks fuckin' good, wanna give me some?" My friend and I were like, sorry but no. He then said, "My name's Trays, wanna feed me now?" This dude had that hair I was talking about before, like they stood sideways....Etc, he ALSO had really bad acne, a tongue piercing and he was only wearing 1 glove, despite the trick pants and Nirvana t-shirt. Fuck that! I'm not gonna feed you dude! Go get some friends, a life, a job, and lose the sucky band logo on your chest! We ended up feeling awkward, and giving him about a quarter of the bag of chips and no soda, bitch.
I will never think emos are cool, hot, cute, fun, or nice.
Makeup
I don't believe in makeup, I don't believe in lying unless it generates chaos or fun.
When I see a girl with really heavy makeup on, I avoid her and head towards the girl with absolutely no makeup on.
It just isn't attractive to me, cremes and lotions and unnatural scents.
I would MUCH rather a girl smelled like a girl than like a flower or a basket of fruit.
I also dislike straightened hair, or any done up, heavily modified hairdo, this includes mohawks, fauxhawks, I hate wings and that straight hair style emo guys get that looks like they put a bunch of hair gel in their hair and stood sideways in front of a fan for an hour, it's lame!
Wavy natural hair is much prettier than the same hair but unnaturaly straight.
This was also a completely random post, when my ride didn't get here I got bored and decided to post again.
When I see a girl with really heavy makeup on, I avoid her and head towards the girl with absolutely no makeup on.
It just isn't attractive to me, cremes and lotions and unnatural scents.
I would MUCH rather a girl smelled like a girl than like a flower or a basket of fruit.
I also dislike straightened hair, or any done up, heavily modified hairdo, this includes mohawks, fauxhawks, I hate wings and that straight hair style emo guys get that looks like they put a bunch of hair gel in their hair and stood sideways in front of a fan for an hour, it's lame!
Wavy natural hair is much prettier than the same hair but unnaturaly straight.
This was also a completely random post, when my ride didn't get here I got bored and decided to post again.
My Views On Bodybuilding
I find bodybuilding disgusting, why someone would want to become that ripped and have no actual strength is beyond me. It seems much smarter to gain muscle working in on a farm, you don't make too much muscle, instead you make a little muscle that is 10x stronger than a bodybuilder muscle. In other words I am much more interested in real strength than looking hella strong, and not being able to do a chin up. This is a completely random post, I had to find something to do for 15 minutes. Further more, I feel bad for anyone who feels like they need to look that way to be accepted, BUT, if you truly want to look that way, go right ahead.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Why I'm an Atheist
I could come up with 100 proofs that there is no God, religion just doesn't make sense to me.
I mean come on, you want me to believe in something that I can't see, hear, taste, touch or smell?
If you say "You can do all those, God is all around you in everything." I will say, "Prove it." and this will start a very cliched argument. I dislike thinking of something that is of greater stature, power or meaning than myself, I believe the only thing one should worship is their loved ones.
When you die you get recycled into the earth, no question, you don't turn into a spirit and get to have your way with 72 virgins or ascend to a great golden city in the clouds.
Evolution is the only thing that makes sense to me, things came from nothing and the Universe went on infinitely before recorded history. For all we know, time is a big circle and will continue to repeat, in the year 10,000 maybe the Universe will implode, then the Big Bang will happen again and life will evolve and just maybe a race of giraffe-humanoids will become the dominate species. That'd rock.
I mean come on, you want me to believe in something that I can't see, hear, taste, touch or smell?
If you say "You can do all those, God is all around you in everything." I will say, "Prove it." and this will start a very cliched argument. I dislike thinking of something that is of greater stature, power or meaning than myself, I believe the only thing one should worship is their loved ones.
When you die you get recycled into the earth, no question, you don't turn into a spirit and get to have your way with 72 virgins or ascend to a great golden city in the clouds.
Evolution is the only thing that makes sense to me, things came from nothing and the Universe went on infinitely before recorded history. For all we know, time is a big circle and will continue to repeat, in the year 10,000 maybe the Universe will implode, then the Big Bang will happen again and life will evolve and just maybe a race of giraffe-humanoids will become the dominate species. That'd rock.
Why I Decided to Blog
I decided to blog on sunday, march 15 2009 at 8pm. I thought that my views should be viewed and frowned upon. I expect many people to dislike me, and many more to like me and that I might increase those number greatly by putting my ideas online! I have never done any sort of blogging before so I may suck at it but what the hell. Hopefully I will enlighten some people on subjects, or make lifelong friends. I may make rather short posts but that is because I never have as much to say in words as I do in thoughts.
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